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Footage wootage flarminy flame, they say that hoaxes is the name of the UFO game.
But I say unto you, I do know what I've seen, it wasn't a hoax ya know what I mean?

I've seen large ships, small ships and sizes in between, some were orange and others green.
Their shapes vary as did the way that they flew, high in the skies, in these skies of blue.

Since I wasn't there to see what there was to see, I simply label such videos as "it could be".
A neighbor saw just this morn, a ship of great size in the skies it did adorn.

Was white he said, shape somewhat like his iphone and it disappeared and left him alone.
Then it returned as if to say "we see you and please have a nice day!"

I had mused that he should send out a welcome, thoughts of peace and love the next time such he should see.
For they are brothers and sister of our known galactic community!

(I'm trying to win the "stranger than you" award--but only because I am... stranger than you.) But what I've said, is nonetheless true.

Last edited by Christo Alado (2009-05-22 23:39:12)

Those are some fast flying, very talented birds then. I've never seen birds do circles around each other and morph from a pattern of one constellation to another.

Did you get a job debunking UFO videos for The Man? If so, how much are they paying you?

UFOs! UFOs! UFOs! They could be is all I'm saying.

Hi Amethyst,

That one came out sounding somewhat like a Dr. Suess rhyme... the first few stanzas read/flow best--then it gets kind of clunky, like a junky-flunky acting like a monkey... truly funky!

Let me tell you a little story of a time when I used to post at the old Comedy Central message boards and at the fan site I had for the Daily Show w/Jon Stewart.

Somehow, through all my rantings, rhymes and musings, I had made a connection, though at a low level, with some of the Comedy Central writers and the cast of the Daily Show. We had a loose way of communicating through the message boards where I'd comment via the boards and they'd comment during their regular programing. At that time, Comedy Central was affiliated with CNN and some of the news crew from CNN were playing this little game as well. At first, I thought I was just delusional that they could be possibly talking to me but everything they were discussing was in relation to what I had posted at the message boards just days prior and so I had worked out a routine of salient points mixed with humor and utter bullshit.

Between Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper, Kera Phillips and a few others, whose names escape me at this moment, we'd all would play this little game of tag. Well, there was a lot of "urging me on" to do some thing more with my talents than I was doing and did they ever 'barrow' many of my ideas and use them in their shows just to prove the point of the value of my works.

That was then and I'd rather like to focus on the now moment... The strongest 'hints' coming from the likes of all those whom I have previously mentioned herein indicated that I should pursue writing a book of rhymes/poems.

I can actually do that--but not without a lot of help. I need an editor and an arranger with whom I will share whatever profits that may come from such an endeavor. I have no doubt that I will end up on either one, or possibly both of Stewart's or Colbert's shows. (they're easy shows to get on to as all it takes is to be a published author)

Anyway, I see your talents as complimentary to my own, which indicates a real possibility of having such a book published. This could all happen through the internet i.e. this message board and emails where we could, at our leisure, take the idea of a book of rhymes and make it a reality.

I don't wish to engage in 'arm twisting' or pressuring you in anyway--but I would like for you to seriously consider the possibility of working this through, to its logical end, one rhyme/poem at a time... until there's enough of such to fill a modest book of perhaps a hundred pages or so.

Sincerely,

Christo

Quercus wrote:

Christo Alado wrote:

Those are some fast flying, very talented birds then. I've never seen birds do circles around each other and morph from a pattern of one constellation to another.

Did you get a job debunking UFO videos for The Man? If so, how much are they paying you?

UFOs! UFOs! UFOs! They could be is all I'm saying.

Not enough, clearly, though that was a bit of a cheap shot, Christo, me old mate, even in jest! I'm as keen as anybody to see genuine film/video of alien craft in our skies, if only to back-up my own beliefs. However, this ain't it, in my opinion! There is no way of judging how fast they are flying as there is no static reference point. The camera is jiggling about all over the place and is out of focus (aren't they always?) and if you look carefully, and believe you me I have, there is some sign of intermittent flapping, even though wings are not apparent, which would be characteristic of soaring birds. They even interact like soaring birds, particularly seagulls, wheeling and turning, diving away then rising back up again on a thermal, so I'll stand by my suggestion that  they be out-of-focus birds.

Having said that, they could well be UFOs in that they are undoubtedly Unidentified Flying Objects, but I am not convinced they are Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) which, it seems, is what some people are overly keen for them to be.

Me, doing cheap shots? Perhaps I should raise my prices?... right, you don't mean cheap as in cost. Oh come now, Quercus, we've already agreed that anything flying that's unidentifiable is a UFO and so, what is there to be said for these UFO videos that are popping up all over the place? At best, we can only speculate and dog-gone-it, I want all of these videos to be genuine! Well, not really... I'm just well practiced in the art of melodramatics and still practicing.

I had already conceded that I look at these videos with a 'could be' attitude insofar as they could be the real thing. What swayed me is when one of the objects flew a circle around one of the other objects. Do seagulls do that? I do a lot of bird watching but... here in the desert there are no seagulls to be found. Then there's what looked like a depiction of The Hunter constellation and the Crab nebula as the objects flew by.  Course, I could just be reading into it far more than I should... but what would be the fun in doing anything otherwise?

Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, there's simply too many syllables in that term and it makes my brain hurt.

According to the stats, I fall into a .007% of the population who have a patent... it seems that in the one hundred and fifty-plus years of the US Patent Office there have been just over seven million patents issued. The current population of the US is around three hundred million and when one takes into account the population average over the last one hundred fifty years, I fit into a very small minority... which gets even smaller when one factors in all those other odd things about me.

So, if I said that I was upset that you were laughing at me, I would be lying. I had used the name 'Mr. Strange' at one message board some years back... I loved engaging in a conversation with myself and then ending it by saying to myself...

Strange, Mr. Strange.

That was one of the rare message boards whose members actually understood my sense of humor... god help us all.

Trust me when I say: I do not plan on stopping anytime soon... because I'm a terminal nut case. YAY ME!

Quercus wrote:

Christo Alado wrote:

.....Trust me when I say: I do not plan on stopping anytime soon... because I'm a terminal nut case. YAY ME!

I'm delighted to hear it, Sir. However, I thought we were all terminal nut cases here. Isn't that one of the stipulations of "membership"? Thou shalt be a fully paid up nut case of the first order!

I am a bonafide terminal nutcase, thank you very much ...oh, and throw in kook/wacko/weirdo/looney tune/crazy lady and every other label that's been slapped on me over the years due to my obsessive need to BE ME! and I thank you very much for that, too! ...'cause the way I see things...I might as well be THE best ME there is...and nutcase goes with the territory of remaining true to myself...of course, IMHO, it's THEY who are the REAL crazies...but don't let them know I said that, okey dokey?...'cause it would spoil all the fun!..

Love,
MamaBear
(Head nutcase around here...would you like to see my membership card?...it has a picture of a crazy lady on it...ooops...that would BE ME )

Last edited by organic (2009-05-25 16:52:52)